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PIECE O' PIZZA — Piece O' Pizza was the brand name of a
string of eateries that once decorated the Southern California landscape...an
amazing reach considering the awfulness of their signature product. Do you like
pizza where the crust tastes like matzo, the toppings have the thickness of
carbon paper and you can't decide whether to eat the pizza or the box it came
in? If you do, you'd have loved Piece O' Pizza pizza. Just awful. What kept them
in business, it seemed to me, was their great, racy slogan ("Had a piece
lately?") and the fact that there then weren't a lot of other places where one
could grab a fast pizza to take home.
Also, they served a decent meatball sandwich and a
more-than-decent (and very cheap) spaghetti plate. Many of the Piece O' Pizza
stands were in "Skid Row" style areas, and I bet that spaghetti plate kept a lot
of homeless people alive.
Like I said, they were all over L.A. There was one on Pico just
east of Sepulveda, one at Beverly and
Fairfax, another on La Brea just south of Hollywood, another on La Cienega near
Airdrome, another on Western just south of Hollywood...and (I'm guessing) at least 200 more. As far as I know, there's only
one remaining. It's down on Venice Boulevard about a half-mile west of
Sepulveda. A year or two ago, I was in the neighborhood and in need of rapid
lunch, so I decided to go in and have the spaghetti plate, just to see if it was
still the same. Since there is no parent company now to supply the preparations,
I was expecting totally different cuisine...but the meat sauce was more or less
what I recalled, or at least it seemed to have evolved from the same recipe.
I probably won't go back since I now have better places to eat. I
suspect that's what killed off the Piece O' Pizza chain in or around the late
eighties. As Numero Uno and Pizza Hut and even Domino's spread, everyone had a
better place to get a quick pizza or to have one brought piping-hot to their door. Speculating further, I'd guess that too many of their stands were located in
depressed areas, which made it difficult for them to upgrade their product. It
would have been awkward to simultaneously improve their menu (thereby making most items
more expensive), advertise that they'd done this...but still service the crowd
that just wanted the cheapest-possible plate of pasta.
I don't exactly miss the places since they weren't that good. On
the other hand, I've been to fancy Italian restaurants where I enjoyed a $20
entree a lot less than I liked the Piece O' Pizza spaghetti plate. Even in the
early eighties, it didn't cost much over two dollars...and that included garlic
bread.


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LAWRY'S THE PRIME RIB — This is a bit of a cheat since
Lawry's is still in business but I have a certain nostalgic feeling for the
building wherein I first tasted their fine, fine prime rib. Originally,
Lawry's was in a building on the east side of La Cienega. Then they
outgrew that and in 1947, they moved into the above building on the west side of
the boulevard. A few years ago, they rebuilt the old building and moved
back into it, and the building depicted above turned into a restaurant called
The Stinking Rose, where everything (including — no kidding — the ice cream)
is rife with garlic.
As you may know, when you dine at Lawry's, your piece o' meat is
served to you by a man in a chef's outfit with a medallion around his neck.
He rolls a hefty, gleaming serving cart filled with cooked cow to your table and
slices off the appropriate hunk. When Lawry's moved across the street, the
chefs rolled their carts (presumably empty) out of the old locale, then police
stopped traffic on La Cienega and allowed them to push their serving stations
across the boulevard and into the new building. Every time I drive up that
street, I imagine a traffic sign with a little silhouette of a chef pushing a
serving cart and the words, MEAT CROSSING.

HAMPTONS — There were two Hamptons restaurants. The
original one was on Highland in Hollywood and I was part of the group that owned
it during its last few years of life. The other was out on Riverside Drive
in Toluca Lake and it has now been transformed into Mo's, with some but not all
of the old Hamptons menu remaining. The history of Hamptons was related in
this article from elsewhere on this site.


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HERE SMITH BROS. FISH SHANTY — Located at the messy
intersection of La Cienega Boulevard, San Vicente Boulevard and Burton Way, the
Fish Shanty was known to Los Angeles residents as "that place where you walk in
through the whale's mouth." If you did, you got pretty good seafood served
to you by friendly waitresses who seemed to have been there forever. We
miss the cuisine and we miss entering via the whale's jaws and feeling, just for
the moment, like Pinocchio.
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